Overindulgence is a way of life in India.We tend to overindulge in all sorts of things be it movies ,cricket and celebrities.Not all overindulgence is bad, but some sections of people do need to get a real life for a change. Obsession with another human at that level is a signal of sorry life.From what i see ,most of India needs to get a life ,but some need it ASAP. Common cases of over-indulgence include :
1. First set of buffoons who need to get a life are people who call themselves SRK fans and Salman fans and are actually fighting on social networks.Can you believe that? I didnt know such people existed !But mother earth always ends up surprising me somehow. Apparently, they have made groups on facebook and abuse each other. Get a life people! Go make your own life large. We understand you are a fan, but dude this is pure loser shit !
2. People who go to Nirmal Baba's Samagams. I never understood the term "Leaving your brains home" ,but these people made me get that vibe. Seriously, the guy claims kripa is proportional to the value of prasad you donate to your lord.
3.People whose sentiments get hurt every now and then. Somebody makes a film, their sentiments get hurt. Why does religion need you buffoons as saviours?. Let the lord punish them. A girl gets raped in your vicinity ,your sentiments dont get hurt. Someone choses to create something on a religion which is equally his, your sentiments get hurt. Somebody abuses your leader, you resort to stone pelting, but the kind of language you use, your own mother and sister is abused casually among your friend group ,doesnt affect u ! Get a real life ladies
4. Blackmailers on facebook who resort to blackmail for garnering likes.A deformed baby doesnt get cured by likes.Get off your butt and do the real thing.Somebody tell these people if likes equaled prayers, poonam pandey would be an actual celebrity :P.
5.Those aunties who need to know about everyone's life ,the ones whose nephew or niece always ends up doing something better than me :P . These aunties tend to look down upon you, i mean i do that perfectly :P .why do i need them. So get a life or watch a serial aunties !
6.Those so called political analysts ( which is practically everybody ) who think Indian politics is all about shaming Rahul, Judging kejriwal and praising Modi. You might be right, but i dont need to hear it twice a day :P.Go vote for your guy, but don't sing about him on your timeline. PR companies do that perfectly !
1. First set of buffoons who need to get a life are people who call themselves SRK fans and Salman fans and are actually fighting on social networks.Can you believe that? I didnt know such people existed !But mother earth always ends up surprising me somehow. Apparently, they have made groups on facebook and abuse each other. Get a life people! Go make your own life large. We understand you are a fan, but dude this is pure loser shit !
2. People who go to Nirmal Baba's Samagams. I never understood the term "Leaving your brains home" ,but these people made me get that vibe. Seriously, the guy claims kripa is proportional to the value of prasad you donate to your lord.
3.People whose sentiments get hurt every now and then. Somebody makes a film, their sentiments get hurt. Why does religion need you buffoons as saviours?. Let the lord punish them. A girl gets raped in your vicinity ,your sentiments dont get hurt. Someone choses to create something on a religion which is equally his, your sentiments get hurt. Somebody abuses your leader, you resort to stone pelting, but the kind of language you use, your own mother and sister is abused casually among your friend group ,doesnt affect u ! Get a real life ladies
4. Blackmailers on facebook who resort to blackmail for garnering likes.A deformed baby doesnt get cured by likes.Get off your butt and do the real thing.Somebody tell these people if likes equaled prayers, poonam pandey would be an actual celebrity :P.
5.Those aunties who need to know about everyone's life ,the ones whose nephew or niece always ends up doing something better than me :P . These aunties tend to look down upon you, i mean i do that perfectly :P .why do i need them. So get a life or watch a serial aunties !
6.Those so called political analysts ( which is practically everybody ) who think Indian politics is all about shaming Rahul, Judging kejriwal and praising Modi. You might be right, but i dont need to hear it twice a day :P.Go vote for your guy, but don't sing about him on your timeline. PR companies do that perfectly !
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