Intrusive questions seem to bug everbody. Me being a piscean ,i am extra irritable than a average person . Some questions just piss the hell out of me.Small talk often means tons of irrelevant and meaningless questions.These include:
1.Aur fir Bhabi kaisi hai? (Duh! if i had one , i wont be here wasting my time with you!)
2. Bhai,Job shob mili koi? (Nailed a job??Well if i had, it would be all over my facebook,twitter,whatsapp and so on)
3.What kind of girl do you like? ( Listen girl ! if you are interested ,i am all for it, just dont ask me to make up words i don't believe?)
4.What are your hobbies ?( well saying "glued to laptop all day" certainly won't make any impression!)
5.Whats your aim in life? ( One step at a time,one step! let me finish the sandwich first! )
6.How much do you love me? "( Ask that again, it might just reduce substantially!)
7.Didn't you used to be a topper in school?what happened now? (Things change, wasn't i a loser too!)
8.How come you've gained so much weight ?( Its not helium! so what could it be?Genius!)
9.Can we be just good friends? ( Hahaha!! Good one )
10.Are'nt you asleep yet? ( yes i am, i type messages in my sleep )
1.Aur fir Bhabi kaisi hai? (Duh! if i had one , i wont be here wasting my time with you!)
2. Bhai,Job shob mili koi? (Nailed a job??Well if i had, it would be all over my facebook,twitter,whatsapp and so on)
3.What kind of girl do you like? ( Listen girl ! if you are interested ,i am all for it, just dont ask me to make up words i don't believe?)
4.What are your hobbies ?( well saying "glued to laptop all day" certainly won't make any impression!)
5.Whats your aim in life? ( One step at a time,one step! let me finish the sandwich first! )
6.How much do you love me? "( Ask that again, it might just reduce substantially!)
7.Didn't you used to be a topper in school?what happened now? (Things change, wasn't i a loser too!)
8.How come you've gained so much weight ?( Its not helium! so what could it be?Genius!)
9.Can we be just good friends? ( Hahaha!! Good one )
10.Are'nt you asleep yet? ( yes i am, i type messages in my sleep )
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